Gold-filled mood studs that shift color, with a blue gemstone glow.

A smug little candle for the crypto know-it-all—smells like “told you.

Renaissance drama meets meme chaos: a chonky cat duels a shark.

NSFW crayons for adults who never outgrew coloring or sarcasm—expect side‑eye.

A way to make your phone feel like a tiny music.

Push a button and unleash a mini blizzard—kids go nuts, parades.

Miniature brown retro TV with working knobs that plays your own.

Layer upon layer of empty hope: box in a box in.

A goofy spin on gaming—more punchline than power-up; a cheeky way.

Goofy plush desk goat that unleashes an absurd scream—use when meetings.